The Uncanny Valley of Authenticity

"The new rebels might be artists willing to risk accusations of sentimentality, of melodrama. Of overcredulity. Of softness. Of willingness to be suckered by a world of lurkers and starers who fear gaze and ridicule above imprisonment without law. Who knows."

— David Foster Wallace

The Uncanny Valley of Authenticity (2025) is a piece for SATB autotune choir, three percussionists and live electronics. In six movements, the choir (mic’d) manipulates midi controllers through a range of effects that distort our understanding of the human voice throughout.

The work confronts the tension between irony and sincerity in contemporary culture, particularly as shaped by the internet and social media. In digital spaces, communication often oscillates between self-protective irony and a desire for genuine connection, and art itself has taken up irony as a defensive mechanism, a way to express what we truly care about while shielding vulnerability. By processing a live choir through Auto-Tune: a tool historically tied to both correction and aesthetic manipulation, the piece situates the human voice in this liminal zone, where intimacy and estrangement coexist.

The text represents a variety of sources that have influenced American internet culture.

I. 1 Corinthians 13:12 and The Brain is wider than the Sky by Emily Dickinson.

II. A collection of women’s magazine self- help quotes from 2000-2011.

III: The Frequently Asked Questions page on scientology.org.

IV. Quotes from influencer/celebrity apology videos.

V. Quotes from men’s alpha-male online self-help courses.

VI. Original text- partially constructed/collaged from the writings of Elliot Rodger.

The audio samples are taken from a pop-up table interview session I did at the University of Michigan on October 16, 2025. They represent some of my favorite answers to the questions I posed on that day, the most relevant of which being:

“When was the last time you felt you were truly yourself?”


I. Behold

Text:

Through a glass

Face to face

Wider than the sky

Deeper than the sea

Pound for pound

I am known.

IV. Amends

Text:

I’m sorry.

I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgement and I don’t expect to be forgiven… I’m simply here to apologize.

What’s up everybody, today I wanted to sit here and turn on the camera and talk to you guys about some really serious subjects.

Hello, I wanted to make a statement on what I said in my previous livestream. I’ve been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things.

I spent the last few months understanding the nuances and the complexities of what happened.

My team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say

The only thing I’ve ever groomed is my persian cat

I feel I haven’t been myself

From the bottom of my heart

I tried to delete all of it

I wish I was more responsible and aware

I hate making these videos…but

It just slipped out

I’m just an idiot

I’m sorry if I hurt offended or disappointed anyone

I’m under a lot of stress right now

I apologize for the diss track, I in no way meant to hurt his feelings

I was in a dark place

II. Sirens

Text:

You are beautiful. You are smart. Adore your curves.

Your smile is your finest offering. You are a star.

Age is a state of mind. You grow wiser and stronger as you age.

You age gracefully and live fully.

Every day you are getting happier in every way.

Dwell only in the present. Let go of your past mistakes.

This too shall pass. Trust your intuition. Glow in your flow.

Conquer yourself. Practice abstinence. Radiate confidence.

See only the good in everyone and everything.

Fan the flames of your tribe. The world needs more of you.

V. Virtuemaxxing

Text:

Blessed are the relentless.

It’s time to step into your full potential.

To awaken your inner power.

To command your mind, body and soul.

Say it to my face       

It’s fine       

36,000 pounds       

6 figures

Two bands on the wifi       

No loyalty for anyone       

Stop asking for electrolytes       

Stop rolling your eyes 

Complete the activation method       

Stop wearing this if you’re over 30

5 tips to be more desirable

III. Index

Text:

An urge toward existence

And the ash that remembers

And the demon that gave him answers

And the seen and not heard

And the auditing of ourselves

VI. King of Empty Rooms

Text:

By nature

I am a very jealous person

Brand new things

Big numbers for my little mind

Supreme Gentleman

Gun in his hand

Every detail

Seeping through my computer screen

King of empty rooms

Crowning himself in corners

Crimes that cannot go unpunished

It is only fair.

for performance inquiries on the piece, contact me @ elijahrivershall@gmail.com